- A clean room and a made bed make me so much happier than the opposite…
- …but not happy enough, I guess, to maintain it.
- A whole school year is so much shorter now that I’m the parent than it was when I was the kid.
- The system in place to create children is the very system that can nearly destroy them every 28 days. (I consider every PMS that I don’t shake the baby to be a success.)
- Cold salmon is so much tastier than hot salmon.