The problem with waiting until 11:33pm to write the daily post is that now it’s 11:33pm.
Did you know I’ve never seen Fight Club? I know it seems apropos of nothing, but you’re just going to have to trust me that somehow, in my head, I was able to make the leap from my first thought to this one.
I hate wearing jackets. I just don’t have the extra space around me that a bulky jacket takes up and I can’t seem to find a jacket big enough and warm enough that isn’t also bulky.
Where is this going? See? I told you the problem with waiting until 11:33pm to write the daily post is that now it’s 11:33pm.
This is crazy. I’ll just end this madness and leave you with a picture.